To where you might ask? To heaven of course.
After all, it's really just a state of consciousness. It's not a destination you fly to like Peter Pan.
The experiences you are served with in this life are dependent on your vibration and how in alignment with your true self you are.
On my 2023 trip to Hawaii I found myself inside the home of a 60 something year old lesbian karate master with a butch haircut as she was serenading me on her Hawaiian steel guitar and I drank tea. It is something I will never forget, but I can't say I felt like I was at home in that moment. It was more like, wow this is kind of beautiful but in a strange and surreal way.
I've made a lot of changes in my life since then and fast forward to today...
Since I am now a hobo, I do my yoga in the beautiful Japanese zen garden here. I bring Lily's extra long tie cable, set up a little rug for her, and let her chill. Then I get my yoga class playing on my laptop. Shorts only. No shirt. No shoes. No underwear. No yoga mat. Doing my thing in the grass and dirt and if you catch me from the right angle you might see an occasional nutsack.
During the final relaxation, I was of course fantasizing about you know who 💚 and I then proceeded to do my own final addition of a headstand to wrap it up for the day.
Still blissed out from the effects, I pick up my head and I see a beautiful angelic senior woman with long blonde hair holding a glowing Hawaiian starfruit in her hand and approaching me with the biggest smile on her face.
She then proceeded to tell me how she was admiring my yoga so much and gifted me this here starfruit. She then told me she wanted to play the harp for me while I was doing my poses but didn't want to interrupt. No more than 10 seconds later, she was running to the trunk of her car and grabbing her beautiful harp.
Lily and I sat there, for a good 10 minutes being serenaded by this beautiful angelic being and her heavenly sounds. She had the most loving energy and wore the coolest handmade friendship bracelets like I used to make as a kid. It felt like I was on drugs. She also used to kick it with that grandpa smurf of yoga I love and whose video I was watching; sir Satchidananda.
I was like, yo, now this is my fucking vibe. I have finally made it home and I'm never leaving. If this is not a sign that I am in true alignment and this Earth thing is totally a hologram; I'm not sure what is.
Enjoy your mansion. Enjoy your brownstone. This stuff is priceless and God is magic.
Thanks everyone. I really needed something like this today 💛