1) I edited that corporate propoganda video that's been on their homepage for years now.

2) They are totally willing to rotoscope out plastic water bottles from video footage captured inside their factory.

3) Carbon counting RJ Scaringe has a personal private jet he flies commercial directors and who knows else around on.

4) They are totally willing to make employees and contractors work for days on end without a wink of sleep to meet deadlines while simultaneously claiming to save the world.

5) This is how I always looked at RJ driving that silly golf cart around his exploitation factory...


Poor little fella.  Wait til' he finds out this reality is a multidimensional hologram and he fucked up big time.  Don't come crying to me tin man 🤖 That's what JC's for ✝️

Here's a copy of my real invoice from that job I didn't sleep on for days.  My heart goes out to the staff assistant editor who was on salary; likely without overtime.  Sheesh, please forgive me for partaking in that project dude and thanks for everything.  Sex work would have been less demeaning.

Good luck braniacs.  It's our turn 💛 and my private flying vehicle is going to be on some Swizz Beats type shit. 

I will also continually tell you, me, and everyone we know that Rivian's whole operation is a shell game.

Peace.